WHAT NON-UNICYCLISTS SAY TO US (and some answers)
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[ see https://flight.projectcomputing.com/v/uniqa.txt ]
[ also https://flight.projectcomputing.com/v/unicycle_simulation.svg ]
[ also https://unicyclist.com/t/quote-of-the-day-from-non-riders/69519 ]
  

001."Hey - a one wheeled tricycle!"
      "..or a wheelbarrow??",
      "..it's a onesie",
      "..it's a TRY cycle!",

002."Wow, a unicorn!"
      "..sort of.",

003."Hey - a penny farthing!"
      "..nah, just a penny.",

004."Hey - a one wheeler!"
      "..oh, you're very observant!",

005."Hey - you lost something!"
      "..lost my patience.",
      "..lost my marbles.",
      "..lost my training wheel.",

006."Hey - a bike!"
      "..you're half right!",

007."Huh - where's the seat?"
      "..Vlad stole it!",

008."Why?"
      "..so I can use my hands.",
      "..why not?",
      "..I hate bicycle handlebars.",
      "..because two is too easy.",

009."hey, no hands!"
      "..I've got hands,\n I'm waving them!",

010."Do a bunny hop!"
      "..where's the bunny?",

011."Can you do a trick?"
      "..isn't this tricky enough?",
      "..I would rather get a treat.",

012."Can you juggle while riding?"
      "..I can chew gum!",

013."Where's your other wheel?"
      "..I haven't heard that one before.",
      "..on my other unicycle!",
      "..I don't want training wheels!",
      "..It was too heavy!",
      "..on layby",
      "..Budget cuts!",
      "..50% discount\n (didn't read the fine print).",
      "..What other wheel?",
      "..I need all-wheel-drive.",
      "..I'll put it on after I learn this", 
      "..half the bike, twice the rider!",
      "..Reducing my carbon footprint!",

014."Where's your other half?"
      "..at home.",

015."Whaat? you nearly made me crash!"
      "..I know the feeling.",

016."\u{1f632}"
      "\u{1f60f}",

017."You're missing a wheel!"
      "..you're missing the fun!",
      "..I don't miss it at all.",
      "..huh, its still there?",
      "..front or back?",
      "..I didn't lose one, I found one.",
      "..I'm trying to be invisible.",
      "..my bicycle has evolved!",
      "..One of us is innumerate!",

018."Still looking for the other wheel?"
      "..yes, until I'm two tyred",

019."Half bike?"
      "..half baked!",

020."You need another wheel!"
      "..yep, no such thing as\n too many unicycles!",
      "..front or back?",  

021."Das zweites rad ist weg."
      "..Ja, natürlich!",

022."two wheels are faster!"
      "..but one is more fun!",

023."good work!"
      "..No, this is just play!",

024."Do a wheelie!"
      "..Front or back wheel?",
      "..I'm practicing",
      "..Huh?",

025."The circus is in town!"
      "..Yes, I'm running away from it",
      "..Yeah, the clown stole\n my other wheel!",
      "..Sure is - I just heard\n a talking monkey!",

026."You look ready for the circus!"
      "..no, clowns scare me!",

027."Are you a clown?"
      "..no, but if I was,\n I could afford a 2nd wheel.",

028."How do you ride that?"
      "..with my feet",
      "..carefully",
      "..I'm just faking it!",
      "..like this.",
      "..one revolution at a time!",
      "..It's as easy as\n falling off a log!",
      "..practise, practise, practise..",

029."How do you dismount?"
      "..with the help of gravity!",
      "..It's as easy as falling off a log!",

030."Do you ride that thing?"
      "..no, it's impossible!",
      "..only when my magic carpet fails.",

031."How can I get one?"
      "..web search for unicycle.com.",

032."why?"
      "..it's fun.",
      "..why not?",
      "..two wheels is too easy!",

033."This on that, here, now?!"
      "..Yes, yes, yes, yes!",

034."Well balanced!"
      "..err, I failed accounting 101.",
      "..yeah 50% good, 50% bad!",

035."You don't see that every day!"
      "..I do.",

036."That looks hard!"
      "..yes, but it's also simple.",
      "..no, gravity does the work!",

037."Is that easy?"
      "..it's as easy as it looks!",
      "..easy to do, hard to learn.",

038."I can do that!"
      "..show me!",

039."SHOW-OFF!"
      "..who, me?",
      "..it comes naturally.",

040."You're brave!"
      "..or foolish?",

041."That's bad ass!"
      "..no, not yet,\n maybe after another 20km.",
      "..I'm just doing a\n haemorrhoid ad.",

042."How far do you ride that thing?"
      "..until I fall off.",

043."Get an electric unicycle!"
      "..that's shocking!",

044."How's the weather up there?"
      "..unsettled!",

045."You're multi-talented!"
      "..no, I'm uni-talented.",

046."Are you real?"
      "..I hope so!",

047."You must be mad!"
      "..the best compliment today!",

048."I can't do that!"
      "..I thought that myself once.",
        
049."That must be hard on the nuts!"
       "..they're my shock absorbers!",
       "..I tighten them regularly.",
       "..it's a gentle massage.",

050."Is that good for your core?"
       "..my gut feeling is 'yes'.",
       "..hmm, but it can be bad the skin.",
       "..a plank is better."

051."Are you a kamakazi?"
       "..only in times of war.",

052."Don't fall off!"
       "..oh, that's a good idea!",

053."I saw you fall!"
       "..no, an 'unplanned dismount'",

054."You need practice!"
      "..what do you think I'm doing?",

055."Can I push you?!"
       "..use the NUDGE button.",

056."Hmm, less rolling resistance!"
      "..but less falling resistance!",

057."That's an impressive cadence!"
      "..sadly, I have no choice.",

058."I guess you save on tyre wear?"
      "..no, it wears out twice as fast!",